Wisecrack Zodiac

Aries: You're smoking hot and prickly with excitement. Before you make any big moves, invest in some medicated powder. It will make your week go much smoother and you won't be able to blame that itch deep down in your soul on a heat rash.

Taurus: You don't need all the words, just the right ones. Could be "I love you" or "Stop that, idiot." Depends on what you walk into on Thursday.

Gemini: Some rules are made to be broken. If you don't put all your eggs in one basket, you're going to look silly dragging 12 shopping carts with an egg in each one. Go ahead, be brave; just watch out that you don't crack under pressure.

Cancer: The last time your common sense had a workout, headbands and matching legwarmers were in style. Get physical with some brainpower before you make a decision this week. If you don't use the old noodle, it will go limp.

Leo: Forget burning your candle at both ends; you've upgraded to one of those compact fluorescent bulbs. Your light will shine brighter than ever but when you do finally pop, it will take a hazmat team to get you to safety.

Virgo: You feel invisible, like the universe doesn't even know you're there. Don't sit near doorways or you'll end up a coat rack. On the bright side, you can't be blamed for trouble if no one notices you.

Libra: Not every bird is born to fly. Some just hang around the house and whistle the Andy Griffith theme until their owner's brain bleeds. If you can't soar, maybe you can sing your way into an inheritance.

Scorpio: If there's a quiet grace around you, it's because you pay her fifty bucks a week to shut up. Watch out, she's silent but deadly, and those text messages may have a stink you'll never wash off.

Sagittarius: You're as sincere as a car commercial at Christmas, and everyone knows there's too much fine print under your big red bow. Work on your feelings, and maybe folks will take you as seriously as a Hallmark ad.

Capricorn: Your week will include a pair of kitchen tongs, a case of Red Bull and a disturbing tweet from Charlie Sheen. Relax, your lawyer will explain everything once you're bailed out and the chicken farmer has accepted your bribe.

Aquarius: Don't worry if you're a few fries short of a Happy Meal, they deep-fry millions of those suckers every day. You're only in trouble if you're missing the toy.

Pisces: You can speak softly and carry a big stick, but people still won't hear you if they're unconscious. Perhaps if you say something before the beatings start, you'll be understood. And your arm will be less sore.

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Wisecrack Zodiac

Leo: Forget burning your candle at both ends; you've upgraded to one of those compact fluorescent bulbs. Your light will shine brighter than ever but when you do finally pop, it will take a hazmat team to get you to safety. Virgo: You feel invisible,



Restrictions on Your Rockets' Red Glare: Legal/Illegal Fireworks in Macomb

Wear eye protection when handling fireworks and never carry them in your pocket. Have a garden hose, bucket of water and wet towels ready to use immediately in case of a malfunction or fire. Dispose of fireworks properly by soaking them in water before



Gearing Up for July 4th (And My Obsession with K-Cup® portion packs)
Gearing Up for July 4th (And My Obsession with K-Cup® portion packs)

For ground-level lighting, take tall glass cylinder vases, fill the bottom with sand, then anchor a pillar candle inside. Frosted glass glows beautifully and adds a nice ambience to the party, but clear glass would work just as well.



Whitey Bulger and the lure of those on the lam

There's something about the fugitive experience that holds our lawless imaginations in thrall, and with a capture of this sort, a dim candle gutters out somewhere in our private romantic firmaments. It's a momentary experience for the sensible and the



Last minute gifts for dad--better late than never

For an easy-to-carry camp light or an emergency light for next time the lights go out, the Micro Candle is handy--it includes a hanging chain so you can suspend it from a tree-limb, and the company says a single candle burns for about 5 hours.




THERE IS A CANDLE LYRICS - SUSIE LUCHSINGER

There is a candle in every soul

Some brightly burnin' some dark and cold

There is a spirit who brings the fire

Ignites a candle and makes his home

 

Carry your candle run to the darkness

Seek out the hopeless confused and torn

Hold out your candle for all to see it

Take your candle and go light your world

 

Frustrated brother see how he's tried to

Light his own candle some other way

See now our sister she's been robbed and lied to

And still holds a candle without a flame

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The works of Jonathan Swift

The works of Jonathan Swift

After Supper, if it be dark, carry your Plate and China together in the same Basket, to save Candle-light, for you know your Pantry well enough to put them ...

The complete works of Jonathan Swift ..., Containing interesting and valuable papers not hitherto published, and an autograph letter

The complete works of Jonathan Swift ..., Containing interesting and valuable papers not hitherto published, and an autograph letter

After supper, if it be dark, carry your plate and china together in the same basket to save candle-light, for you know your pantry well enough to put them ...

The works of Jonathan Swift, containing interesting and valuable papers

The works of Jonathan Swift, containing interesting and valuable papers

When your candle is too big for the socket, melt it to the right size in the ... After supper, if it be dork, carry your plate and china together in the ...

The Sabbats, a new approach to living the old ways

The Sabbats, a new approach to living the old ways

Note: If you choose to wear rather than carry your candle wheel into your circle , be careful that you do not burn yourself, set fire to your clothes or ...

The Methodist woman

The Methodist woman

Many of you will be lighting birthday candles for a ten-year-old organization. Will you actively carry your candle to another? Your candle of knowledge of ...

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