The Boner Curve: New Study Links Penis Size to Economic Growth

I asked a friend of mine a few months ago how I would know when I had crossed the line with my economic analysis of sex and love to which she responded “Oh, honey...you crossed that line a long time ago.” Maybe she was right. But if she wasn’t, today is probably the day. Today we ask the question: Does penis length contribute to economic growth?

First of all, did you know there was a global penile length distribution map ? I certainly didn’t, nor did I realize the enormous variation in average, erect penis size between nations. The Koreas, both South and North, have the dubious pleasure of having the smallest penis size in the world with an average length of 3.8 inches (9.66 cms). On the other end of the spectrum, the average penis size in the Democratic Republic of the Congo is 7.1 inches (17.6 cms). [One note here before anyone starts checking out flights to Kinshasa--the guys in the Congo are self-reporting their penis size so there could be a significant level of mismeasurement there]

Economists love it when there are big variations between countries in pretty much anything that can be measured. So you can hardly blame the doctoral student at the University of Helsinki who, upon discovering the global penile length data, started looking around for a model to stick it into. He chose a common variation on the Solow model of economic growth and finds that penis size can explain 15% of the global variation in national incomes.*

It appears that there is an inverted U-shaped relationship between penis length and economic growth: slow growing countries (i.e. less developed today) have on average both the smallest and the largest penis sizes while fast growing countries are centered in the penis length distribution. The results are driven largely by the fact that the two poorest regions of the world, Asia and Africa, dominate the tails of the distribution of penis size.

The author determines that the size of men’s penises has the same magnitude of influence on economic growth as a country’s political regime and makes the following assessment of the welfare effects:

You know, I have to say that I doubt the French would agree that a reduction in average penis size is welfare improvement by any standard.

What does this tell us about economic growth? Well it tells what we already know; you can stick pretty much anything into the Solow model and get a decent result regardless of whether or not the factor contributes to economic growth in any way, shape or form.

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The Boner Curve: New Study Links Penis Size to Economic Growth
The Boner Curve: New Study Links Penis Size to Economic Growth

Finally proving, for once and for all, that it isn't size that mattersit's how you use it. * Westling, Tatu (July 2011). “Male Organ and Economic Growth: Does Size Matter?” Helsinki Center of Economic Research Discussion Paper No. 335.



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Is There Any Problem With Having Sex Every Day? - Enlarging Penis

All of us would have heard of the saying that an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Have you ever thought that the same can apply for indulgence in sex on a daily basis? Yes it is true a satisfying intercourse every night can help in keeping you fresh and fit each morning.One common doubt that males have is whether too much of sex or masturbating everyday leads to erectile dysfunction?  Well, healthy sex only leads to healthy well being and indulgence in sex will not lead to any disorder of the penis like erectile dysfunction. The inability to maintain an erection can be because of various factors including those of psychological and physical reasons. These can be easily overcome through various treatments once the basic cause of erectile dysfunction is diagnosed.

The key to healthy life is healthy sex. You can build your mind’s sharpness and do away with anger and depression just by indulging in interactive sex on a regular basis. For those who are health conscious it might be a relief to know that healthy sex life can get you to burn those extra calories, while you keep yourself happy, do away with headache and combat a number of illnesses. Healthy sex acts as a tonic.

Yet another issue which may lead to a lowered sex drives is the worry about the size of your penis. What is the right size? Do I go in for treatments for penis enlargement? The penis or the male organ is made of 2 paired cylindrical shaped units called Corpora Cavernosa and when aroused this gets filled with blood which causes the erection.According to experts and sex psychologists you need not be plagued with questions regarding penis enlargement or male enlargement as the size is not everything that determines one’s sexual life. According to sex doctors a fully erected penis of 6” is more than enough to satisfy your partner and have a healthy sexual life.

If you are still bothered about your size then you can go in for any of the various programs that are available specifically for penis enlargement. You can also go in for supplements that are available for male enhancement. People go in for various male enhancement treatments and get so bothered about the size of their penises because they think the larger the male organ the better would be the performance and satisfaction out of sexual intercourse. The internet and various other media also advertising time and again about penis enlargement always imply this.

However this is nothing but just a myth.


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